It's a collective consciousness thing
If anyone can please be a little altruistic and contribute to my cause, please do. All I ask is that you share your most recent incident of awkward. It doesn't have to be your worst, just a recent one.
My most recent awkward experience was when a good friend of mine made a "joke" about sleeping with someone we knew. Except it wasn't a joke. And it wasn't funny. And I couldn't figure out any way to make it funny. Just uncomfortable.
And now its fucking hilarious.......
My most recent awkward experience was when a good friend of mine made a "joke" about sleeping with someone we knew. Except it wasn't a joke. And it wasn't funny. And I couldn't figure out any way to make it funny. Just uncomfortable.
And now its fucking hilarious.......
posted by Vita at 2:00 a.m.
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I may or may not have indulged myself by stealing kisses from a boy in the living room while my (sexy) roommate was in the washroom. But when she walked out we quickly stepped appart and stood there like idiots. As if moving 1 foot away from eachother and staring awkwardly in different directions makes it less apparant that we were all over eachother moments before XD
awkward? well, I don't really get awkward often, but I had a moment this very morning! It all started with one of my best friends, my very recient boyfriend, whom there is still a lot of feelings on both sides, (emotional and physical), anyways, he spent the night in my room last night, because a drunk friend was sleeping in his. Anyways, even under the influence, we managed to restrain ourselves throughout the night, but there was something about hot steamy morning sex that we just couldn't deny. So we had some pretty much amazing hot steamy lustful awesome sex. Then he went home to change, and I had a shower (it was some intensely sweaty sex, that's right, I have amazing athletic sex). Anyways, way back from the shower one of my floormates asked if I wanted to go for breakfast, and I was like "ummm, I was going to go with ***boy***, but sure" Then I got dressed and left her a message that was like "meet us there" and totally ditched her cuz I did not want to share my morning after, (if it was morning sex, is that still morning after?). Anyways, totally ditched her, mand then saw her an hour or so later, and it was that awkward, I ditched you for a boy moment... I dont like her much though, so I found it funny. but mostly I wanted to share my "I shouldn't have... but I did anyways" story with Vicki, and it incorporated an awkwardish moment, so it works!
"so i was drunk and vicki was wearing a skirt and just no matter how far that hand went up the [outside] of her leg, there was an unnearving lack of awkwardness"
I have nothing further to say
okay okay... so i went to the movies with a bunch of friends (including this guy i really liked.. and almost everyone knew about it too so they managed to get him to sit next to me..) we went to harry potter cause were just that cool. anyways, a little while into the movie i put my hand on his knee and it was fine for a while.. but a little while later, he moved my hand off his leg... as if things werent bad enough, he offered me a starburst. hah, jee thanks. i can have my heart ache, but god forbid i become thirsty or something from not having candy to suck on... anyways i figured it was the most awkward moment i could remember, funny, seeing as im sure i have a lot of them. i AM sixteen :P
Ok,just a little note on how my sister is the funniest person:
misserella says:
i couldnt think of anything awkward to do during band practice..... but i was sitting next to my friend paul, and so i decided to put my hand on his leg... and then he looked at my hand for a moment, and then he said "nice bracelet" so i started to laugh and took my hand away without realizing it...
misserella says:
but then i remembered that i should keep going... so the next time i did it was further up, and then he said "i know these jeans feel great, dont you think? theyre so hard to resist touching!"
misserella says:
and yeah.. i couldnt do it again
Vitalistic says:
*dies*
Vitalistic says:
youre my hero
misserella says:
hehehehe
misserella says:
so much for the AWKWARD game...
misserella says:
more like... dying-from-laughter game
Vitalistic says:
your friend is really good at the game
Vitalistic says:
lmao!!!
One awkward moment was having a condom race in the AQ hallway at SFU. Me and Richard had to run across the hall and put a condom on a wooden penis. It was an event run by S.H.A.G. and a girl was offciating the race. I lost the race pretty badly. The girl was laughing at me. I have experience so i don't know what happened. I first put it on inside out and then it liked popped off. I tried to explain to the girl that the condom i was using wasn't my brand and that I'm much better at it. She just laughed. I don't think she believed me.
So a certain girlfriend of mine was supposed to call me. So I was hanging out in her room waiting for the phone to ring. When it did I picked up and said "Baby!" To which the person on the otherside of the line replied "This is not baby." It was then that I realized I was talking to Erin's dad. Awkward!
I went and spent a few hours with my grandma, drove her over the pass to buy some flowers, and we talked about this that and the other thing. Had a good bonding experience. Naturally we talked a bit about my mom, because I always end up being the middle man between their insanity. But as soon as I got home my mom was like "so what mean things did your grandma say about me so that I can be prepared"
Errrr... wtf? I was like, uh... think of a good answer fast. It was such a stupid questions I couldn't respond, and I knew no matter what I said she'd think I was lying or she'd get upset. So I just like... sat there and stared at her.
Once I pointed out on Vicki's blog that despite her very public reservations, she is now a full blown blogger. She fills webspace with little rants and thoughts and academic ideas and general blog-esque type stuff and encourages online interaction. It was really awkward... but mainly just for her. And only in an abstract *damnit how'd that happen* sort of way.
Does that count?
Whilst first being dry-humped I said, "what are you doing?" To which the lady replied, "Not sure." Silence. That's awkward.
I guess my awkward moment occurs everytime I talk on the phone with my dad these days. I know that he is happy to hear from me and glad that I called, but at the same time, it makes him sad that this is our only form of communication. Our happy and excited tones at the beginning of the conversation always dwindle as we lose energy pretending everything is alright. Faking this enthusiasm is exhausting. By the end of the conversation I am thinking to myself, "Dad is probably thinking that I only call him out of duty, or out of pity to try and make him feel better." And then I feel guilty because maybe that is partly true, and even if it was completely true, I would still be a failier because this is NOT making him feel any better. And who knows what he is thinking. There are a lot of silences. I swear, half the long distance phone bill is spent on these awkward silences where we don't know what to say, but we certainly don't want to hang up because this is all we have. These awkward moments are really all there is left.
I was recently making out with a boy, who asked me if i wanted to have sex with him and i responded, "Yeah...that would be okay..."
My sister put someone on her msn that i have a crush on. She then forgot about it, and talked to him later. Now he knows that i was talking to her about him. and i saw him recently and he didnt mention it. but all i can think about now is damnit....i have the emotional responses of a 14 year old
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